Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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