your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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