Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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