Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
