Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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