Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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