yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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