dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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