I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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