You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Do vagina's smell?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We got so high we made milksteak
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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