i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize