i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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