it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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