why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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