i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Everything about him screamed your future.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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