PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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