? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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