I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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