Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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