Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Rumble strips road head = magical
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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