Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.