she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.