he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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