Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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