he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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