Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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