I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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