Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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