question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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