News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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