she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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