Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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