well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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