what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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