Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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