And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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