hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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