Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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