You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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