Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
God, I missed his penis.
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