watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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