We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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