...so i touched it.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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