we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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