Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
there was a trapeze. enough said
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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