do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
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someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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