I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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