im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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