I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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