Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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