She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Drunk is not a location!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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