I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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